Month: September 2008
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The Husband Shopping Center
The “Husband Shopping Center” opened, giving women a place to choose a husband from many men.
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Redneck Family Tree
Many many years ago when I was twenty-three,
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Politically Correct… kind of
She is not a BABE or a CHICK – She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
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The Wisdom of Will Rogers
Don’t squat with your spurs on.
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Male-Female Definitions
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
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And after that?
A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them.
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Enough is Enough
One night recently, my phone rang several times throughout the evening. Each time, a woman’s voice asked for Ben. Each time I politely explained that I lived alone, my name wasn’t Ben, and she had a wrong number.
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You know you live in Florida when
A friend in Florida sent this to us to show it will take more than a few hurricanes to destroy their sense of humor