Month: September 2008
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Kinder, Gentler Ways to Question Someone’s Intelligence
A few clowns short of a circus A few fries short of a Happy Meal An experiment in artificial stupidity A few cans short of a six-pack Dumber than a box of hair A few peas short of a casserole Doesn’t have all his Cornflakes in one box The wheel’s spinning but the hamster’s dead…
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It’s Hard to Fool Mother
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful John’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious.
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The Rookie
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car’s radio telling them to disperse some people who were loitering.
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You Know You’re from Alabama When…
The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires six pages for sports.
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Telegraph Poles
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and the west with a telegraph line.
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Rare Meal
A forest ranger is making rounds in a remote part of the wooded reserve when he comes across an unkempt man, sitting at a makeshift campfire. To the ranger’s horror, the man is eating a fish and a bald eagle.
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Riding a Dead Horse
From a U.S. Government Worker