Funny Clean Jokes

Month: September 2008

  • A Question of Physics

    The following question was asked in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: “Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer.”

  • The Wonder of It All

    One night a woman found her husband standing over their newborn baby’s crib.

  • God Will Get You

    Robert, age eight, was the son of strict Presbyterian parents. He was very, very good, worked hard at school, did his chores, and was generally helpful and obedient.

  • The Redneck Lottery

    A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Little Rock to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.

  • The Kittens

    Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child and says, “What’s in the box kid?”

  • Applying for a Job

    A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome.

  • The Wrong Pencils

    The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its office supply dealer of twetny years. So, the dealer telephoned Deacon Brown to ask why.

  • That’s Nice

    At a wedding rehearsal, the minister told the father of the bride, “As you give your daughter’s hand to the bridegroom, you should say something nice to him.”