Month: September 2008
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The Spell
Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through no fault of his own was cast under a spell by an evil witch.
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Bill & Hillary’s Anniversary
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it.” In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked.
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You Must Not Be a Redneck if…
You think barbecue is a verb meaning, “to cook outside.” You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY!
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Slip Sliding Away
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.
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The Way to Heaven
The Rev. Billy Graham tells of a time early in his career when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon. Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was.
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Lover’s Lane
A policeman was patrolling a popular local parking spot for lovers overlooking a golf course.
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How Government Works
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.
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If Only Life Was Like A Computer!
If you messed up your life, you could press “Alt, Ctrl, Delete” and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on “run.”