Month: September 2008
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Burma Shave Signs
Do you remember Burma Shave signs along the highway?
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How to tell whether you are ready to have kids
Mess Test Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.
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Translation Please
In California’s Sonoma Valley, where vineyards cater to wine snobbery, a woman phoned the classified ad department of a newspaper. She offered for sale what sounded like “well-aged Caumeneur.”
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Stop spening too much time playing computer games
A father believed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games.
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Rivalry
An interoffice softball game was held every year between the marketing and support staff of one company.
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Kicking Myself
Bob was playing soccer with his local team.
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Weighing In
A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.
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I’m Sorry
Dear Joe, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off your marriage with my daughter. Will you forgive and forget?