Month: September 2008
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V.I.P Pope
One day, while on a tour of America, the Pope’s chauffeured limousine pulled off the interstate and onto back roads so the Pontiff could get a better look at the U.S.A.
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Hillary Clinton and Lie Clocks
Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven.
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Three Envelopes
Morris had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation.
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Snuggles
Larry got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date’s door. She opened it and to his amazement and joy, was as lovely and sweet as his friend Dave had promised.
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Help Us!
Several members of the preacher’s congregation came to the minister for help with a backsliding member of his flock.
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Shaved
A church in a rural community was so small that the pastor also doubled as the local barber to make ends meet.
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Customer, Pay Up?
A window salesman phoned up a customer.
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Cat Romance
A tom cat and a tabby were courting on a back fence one night.