Month: September 2008
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Excuse me?
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City. He approached four men waiting to cross the street: a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean and a resident New Yorker.
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Elementary, Watson
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they laid down and went to sleep.
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Dear John
A Marine stationed in Iraq received a “Dear John” letter from his girlfriend back home. It read:
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The States
The old pastor made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week.
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The New West
A kid walked up to a guy wearing a 10-gallon hat, leather vest, leather chaps, and sneakers. The kid asked him, “Mr. Cowboy, why do you wear that big hat?”
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EuroEnglish
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
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How to Tell Where a Driver Is From
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York
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Worried
(Rev. Tom Are) The preacher joined his friend for a cup of coffee, as he did most mornings.