Month: September 2008
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Things That Make You Go Hmmmm…
At minus 90 degrees Fahrenheit the moisture in your breath will freeze in midair and fall to the ground.
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You Might be from Alabama if Your Driver’s License Exam Looked Like This…
Last name: ________________
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Yankee Hunters
Two duck hunters from up north arrived in the bayou country of Louisiana, ready to bag the limit. But they became confused by the directions they were given. Finally, they discovered the duck blind they were looking for was across a fair-sized pond. The sun was about to come up, and they didn’t have a…
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Tech Questions
A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was “running it under Windows.” The woman responded, “No, my desk is next to the door.
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Dead Mule
The old farmer’s mule had finally died of old age just before spring planting, so the farmer made a trip to town to buy another mule.
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The Initiation
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church. The priest tells them, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks.” The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.
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The Beer Bet
An Irishman walks into a bar in Texas. He says, “I hear you Texans are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 beers back-to-back.”
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Telling Time
Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with “the boys.” I told my new bride that I would be home by midnight … promise!