Day: October 2, 2008
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More to Ponder
A backward poet writes inverse.
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Little Sally
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school.
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What Day Is It?
“What’s the date today?” asked the blonde riding on the subway.
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Married for 25 Years
“I know a man who has been married for 25 years and he spends every evening at home.”
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The Three-Legged Chicken
A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three-legged chicken.
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Supporting the Church
A sales rep from Tyson Foods arranges to visit the Pope.
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Ten Commandments for “Working Hard”
1. Never walk without a document in your hands
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Escape!
Trying to escape a fire, Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde climb to the roof of a burning building.