The Three-Legged Chicken
A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three-legged chicken.
Amazed, he turned off the road and drove down a long driveway to the nearest farmhouse. There he saw a man in the yard and dozens of three-legged chickens. He called out to the farmer "How did you get all these three-legged chickens?"
The farmer replied, "I breed 'em. Ya see it's me, my wife and my son living here and we all like the drumstick. Since a chicken only has two legs, I started breeding this three legged variety so we could all eat our favorite piece."
"That's amazing!" said the driver "How do they taste?"
"Don't rightly know, ain't never been able to catch one."