Day: October 2, 2008
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God & the Lottery
A blonde woman named Barbara found herself in dire trouble. Her business had gone bust and she was in serious financial trouble. She was so desperate that she decided to ask God for help. She began to pray.
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Virus Alert!
To: listmaster@funnycleanjokes.com Sent: Thursday, August 03, 2000 6:21 AM
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Looking for a Hitman
There was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there’s a lot of testing involved in filling the position.
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Pregnancy FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
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Before and After Falling In Love
Before – You take my breath away After – I feel like I’m suffocating
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Why Men Can’t Win
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
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Modern Marvels
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
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Taking Pictures
A photographer for a national news magazine was assigned to get photos of a big forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane.