Day: October 2, 2008
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Your Heavenly Home
The story goes that a preacher and a bus driver both passed away at the same time and were both entering Heavens gate.
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If the World Was Fair to Men
Valentine’s Day would be moved to February 29th, so it would only occur on leap years.
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The Benefits of Growing Older (and you thought there weren’t any)
In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
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The Retired Preacher
A preacher retired and moved to the country to enjoy life and practice his hobby of yard work. Needing a lawn mower, he headed into town to buy one.
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Proposed Alcohol Warning Labels
WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring stories over and over.
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Aircraft Problem Reports
After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction.
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Irritating the Irish
Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. They decided to have fun with the man. One of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, “Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a girly-man.”
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Useful Metric Conversions
1 million microphones = 1 megaphone