Month: October 2008
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Big Man in a Small Town
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school.
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Low Wages
A man owned a small farm in West Texas.
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The Princess
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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Helicopter Lessons
A blonde received a gift certificate for helicopter flying lessons for her birthday. One day she was bored and decided to take advantage of the opportunity.
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Won’t Talk
A lady goes into a pet store one day. “I’m really lonely,” she says to the clerk. “I need a pet to keep me company.”
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In the Beginning
In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
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Which Denomination?
A Baptist preacher, a Presbyterian minister, and a Lutheran pastor got into a discussion as to which denomination Jesus Christ would belong to. Each, of course, believed it would be their own.
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Haiku Computer Error Messages
Contrary to what you might have read, these are not actual error messages, but are fun nonetheless.