Month: October 2008
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New Work Rules
SICKNESS: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept your doctor’s statement as proof of illness, as we believe that if you are well enough to go to the doctor, you are well enough to come to work.
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Letter of Recommendation
While working with Mr. Smith, I have always found him working studiously and sincerely at his table without gossiping with colleagues in the office.
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The New Golfer
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he’d try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game.
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Where’s the Money?
A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his former accountant.
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The Chauvinist
Mary was married to a male chauvinist. They both worked full time, but he never did anything around the house and certainly not any housework — that, he declared, was woman’s work.
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What Doctors Really Mean
“This should be taken care of right away.” Translation: I’d planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable I want to fix it before it clears up on its own.
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Embarrassed
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.
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To: Wives
If we’re in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn’t mean we’re not watching it.