A young man goes out and buys one of the fastest and most expensive cars in the world, a 1997 Porsche 911 Turbo. That night, he takes it out for a spin. When he stops at a red light, anold man on a mo-ped pulls up next to him. The old man looks at the sleek, shiny automobile and asks, "What kind of car ya\' got there, sonny?" The young man replies, "A 1997 Porsche 911 Turbo. It cost me $100,000." "That\'s a lot of money," replies the old man. "Why so much?" "Because this car can do up to 180 miles an hour!" states the young man proudly. The mo-ped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?" "Sure," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his mo-ped, the old man says, "That\'s a pretty nice car, all right!" Just then the light changes, and the young guy decides to show the old man what his car can do. He floors it, and within 10 seconds the speedometer reads 120 MPH. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror that seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh! something whips by him! Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh-BLAMMM! It plows into the front of his car. The young man jumps out. It\'s the old man! He runs up to the old man and says, "You\'re hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you?" The old man groans and replies, "Yes. Unhook my suspenders from your side mirror!".