A Well Planned Life
Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school together many years ago.
One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school. Have you had a nice life?"
"I have lived a well-planned life," her old friend responded. "My first marriage was to a millionaire. My second marriage was to an actor. My third husband was a preacher, and now I'm married to an undertaker."
Her friend asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a well-planned life?"
"One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!"