In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft. In today\'s civilized society, it is called golf. Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles. Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind. Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments. The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often. There\'s no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies. Golf was once a rich man\'s sport, but now it has millions of poor players. An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging. Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.