Category: Sports Jokes

  • Close Calls

    It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge.

  • A tough shot

    A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. Looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts.

  • Kidnapped

    Winthrop found the following ransom note slipped under his front door: “if you ever want to see your wife alive again, bring $50,000 to the 17th green at your country club tomorrow at 10:00am.”

  • Golfing in Heaven

    Three golfers, Jesus, Moses and an old man, get to the 18th tee. It’s all tied. All three have the same score.

  • Golf Tidbits

    Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.

  • The Golf Tragedy

    This man and his wife were out playing golf when he hit a big slice and ended up behind a big building. His wife said, “Look, both doors are open. If you can hit it through there with a little draw on it you could be pretty close to the green.”

  • Avid Golfer

    A young avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home.

  • The Super Bowl Ticket

    A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company.