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As the '90s Ended...

Everyone used to joke about a Starbucks on every corner, and now there is a Starbucks on every corner. People mark December 31st on their calendar as "The End of the World." Gen-Xers trade their futons in for orthopedic support mattresses. You realize a big family is inefficient and decide to downsize. HBO introduces it\'s new channel: HBO Pi - The channel that never repeats. Movie promos brag, "Funniest Movie of the Millenium." Parents complain to their college kids, "You never e-mail us anymore." Clinton responds to all allegations with, "So what are you gonna do about it?" People tell you their salary followed by, "with stock options." George Foreman\'s Super-Deluxe Grill loses to Muhammad Ali\'s Damn-Straight Salad Shooter. Ritalin comes in the shapes of Flintstones characters. Everything computer science majors learn in school is outdated before graduation. Domino\'s Pizza only delivers to non-smoking homes. Out of force-of-habit, you tag your signature with ".com." People refer to New Age remedies as Old School. You realize you haven\'t seen a movie this decade that hasn\'t been interrupted by a cell phone.