As the ’90s Ended…

Everyone used to joke about a Starbucks on every corner, and now there is a Starbucks on every corner.

People mark December 31st on their calendar as “The End of the World.”

Gen-Xers trade their futons in for orthopedic support mattresses.

You realize a big family is inefficient and decide to downsize.

HBO introduces it’s new channel: HBO Pi – The channel that never repeats.

Movie promos brag, “Funniest Movie of the Millenium.”

Parents complain to their college kids, “You never e-mail us anymore.”

Clinton responds to all allegations with, “So what are you gonna do about it?”

People tell you their salary followed by, “with stock options.”

George Foreman’s Super-Deluxe Grill loses to Muhammad Ali’s Damn-Straight Salad Shooter.

Ritalin comes in the shapes of Flintstones characters.

Everything computer science majors learn in school is outdated before graduation.

Domino’s Pizza only delivers to non-smoking homes.

Out of force-of-habit, you tag your signature with “.com.”

People refer to New Age remedies as Old School.

You realize you haven’t seen a movie this decade that hasn’t been interrupted by a cell phone.






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