As the '90s Ended...
Everyone used to joke about a Starbucks on every corner, and now there is a Starbucks on every corner.
People mark December 31st on their calendar as "The End of the World."
Gen-Xers trade their futons in for orthopedic support mattresses.
You realize a big family is inefficient and decide to downsize.
HBO introduces it's new channel: HBO Pi — The channel that never repeats.
Movie promos brag, "Funniest Movie of the Millenium."
Parents complain to their college kids, "You never e-mail us anymore."
Clinton responds to all allegations with, "So what are you gonna do about it?"
People tell you their salary followed by, "with stock options."
George Foreman's Super-Deluxe Grill loses to Muhammad Ali's Damn-Straight Salad Shooter.
Ritalin comes in the shapes of Flintstones characters.
Everything computer science majors learn in school is outdated before graduation.
Domino's Pizza only delivers to non-smoking homes.
Out of force-of-habit, you tag your signature with ".com."
People refer to New Age remedies as Old School.
You realize you haven't seen a movie this decade that hasn't been interrupted by a cell phone.