Before and After Falling In Love

Before – You take my breath away
After – I feel like I’m suffocating

Before – She says she loves the way I take control of the situation
After – She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac

Before – Saturday Night Fever
After – Monday Night Football

Before – He makes me feel like a million dollars
After – If I had a dime for every stupid thing he’s done…

Before – The Sound of Music
After – The Sound of Silence

Before – It’s like I’m in a dream
After – It’s like he’s in a dorm

Before – $60/dozen
After – $1.50/stem

Before – We agree on everything!
After – Doesn’t she have a mind of her own?

Before – Charming and Noble
After – Chernobyl

Before – Ideal
After – Idle

Before – I love a woman with curves
After – I never said you were fat

Before – He’s completely lost without me
After – Why won’t he ever ask for directions?

Before – Time stood still
After – This relationship is going nowhere

Before – Croissant and cappuccino
After – Bagel and instant

Before – Blind
After – Nearsighted

Before – You look so seductive in black
After – Your clothes are so depressing

Before – Iambic Pentameter
After – Blank Verse

Before – Oysters
After – Fish sticks

Before – I can hardly believe we found each other
After – I can’t believe I ended up with someone like you.