There is this Auburn fan who is married to a UT fan. He loves her with all of his heart, but just can't get past the fact that she is a University of Tennessee fan and therefore, kinda slow.
He thinks long and hard, and comes to a decision. As much as he loves Auburn, he loves her more. He decides to become a UT fan.
After many unsuccessful tries (i.e. buying as much nasty orange clothing as he can) he decides to enlist the aid of a doctor.
"Doc, I want to become a Tennessee fan, how can you do it?" The man asks.
"Well, it's quite simple, I just have to remove one-third of your brain. Are you sure you want to do this?" The Doctor asks.
"I have no other choice." The man says. He wants to have the surgery right away.
The doctor (an Ole Miss alum) begins the procedure. During the operation, his hand slips, and he cuts out too much of the poor Auburn fan's brain.
While the man is recuperating, the doctor is pacing around his bedside. The man starts to stir. The doctor rushes over and says
"Sir! I'm so sorry, there's been an accident, I mistakenly removed two-thirds of your brain!"
The man looks up at the doctor with a big smile on his face and says, "Roll Tide !!!"