Choosing Your University
The high school senior and her parents were visiting a prestigious university.
During a tour their student guide pointed out the nationally ranked library and state-of-the-art science facilities. The guide told the visitors that the professors were the best in the world. She also recommended applying early to improve chances for admission. "We get so many applicants," she boasted, "because of the stature of the school."
After the tour, the father of the prospective student asked the guide, "So, why did you choose this school?"
"Oh," she replied matter-of-factly, "my boyfriend goes here.".