College Football Jokes

We all have college football rivals we tell jokes about. Feel free to change the names of these schools to meet your particular needs. Q: What does the average Texas A&M player get on his S.A.T.? A: Drool. Q: What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room? A: A full set of teeth. Q: How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room? A: Grease her hips and push. Q: How do you get a Colorado graduate off your porch? A: Pay him for the pizza. Q: Why do the Texas Tech cheerleaders wear bibs? A: To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms. Q: Why is the Baylor football team like a possum? A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road. Q: What are the longest three years of a Oklahoma football player\'s life? A: His freshman year. Q: How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. That\'s a sophomore course. Q: Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco? A: Lexington, Kentucky. He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner. Q: Why did Texas choose orange as their team color? A: You can wear it for the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.