Golf in Heaven
Bill, an avid golfer, contacts a "Medium" and asks if there is a Golf Course in Heaven. The Medium says that he will find out and get back to him in a few days.
After several days go by, Bill finally gets a call from the Medium.
"Well," said Bill, "what did you find out?"
"I've got good news and bad news for you," said the Medium.
"Okay, what's the good news" Bill asked.
"There is a beautiful 36-hole golf course in Heaven, You'll have 24 hour access and your own personal caddy!" said the Medium.
"And the bad news?" asked Bill.
"You have a 10:30 tee time this Saturday morning."