Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
“The best wood in most amateurs’ bags is the pencil.”
–Chi Chi Rodriguez
“If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.”
Some golfers believe ‘underclubbing’ can be corrected by ‘overlooking’ or ‘undercounting.’ When using a caddie it can also be corrected by ‘over tipping.’
“Tee your ball high…air offers less resistance than dirt.”
Why is it twice as difficult to hit a ball over water than sand?
Only a stupid golfer throws his club behind him. The smart golfer throws his club ahead so he can pick it up on the way to the next hole.
If you have lost more than four balls on any given hole, for safety reasons, let your partner drive the cart.
“He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.”