I Love My Job (As told to Dr. Seuss)

I love my Job, I love the Pay! I love it more and more each day. I love my Boss; she's the best! I love her boss and all the rest. I love my Office and its location - I hate to have to go on vacation. I love my furniture, drab and gray, and the paper that piles up every day! I love my chair in my padded Cell! There's nothing else I love so well. I love to work among my Peers - I love their leers and jeers and sneers. I love my Computer and all its Software; I hug it often though it doesn't care... I love each Program and every File, I try to understand once in a while!! I'm happy to be here, I am I am; I'm the happiest Slave of my Uncle Sam. I love this Work; I love these Chores. I love the Meetings with deadly Bores. I love my Job - I'll say it again - I even love these friendly Men - These men who've come to visit today In lovely white coats to take me away!!! (from an anonymous U.S. federal government worker).