Category: Blonde Jokes

  • Stairway to Heaven

    A redhead, brunette and blonde were on their way to Heaven.

  • Cell Phone Gift

    Bill bought his beautiful blonde wife, Sherry, a cell phone for their first wedding anniversary.

  • Smart Pills

    A blonde signs up for research project testing “smart” pills. 

  • Engine Trouble

    Fifteen minutes into the flight from New York to Phoenix, the captain announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.”

  • Baby Scales

    A blonde holding a baby walks into a drug store and asks the clerk if she can use the store’s baby scale.

  • Can’t Get Out

    An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip.

  • I’m not moving

    On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy since she did not have a first class ticket.

  • What Day Is It?

    “What’s the date today?” asked the blonde riding on the subway.