Category: Life Jokes

Everyone used to joke about a Starbucks on every corner, and now there is a Starbucks on every corner.

I was recently rushing around in Houston, Texas trying to do some Valentine’s Day shopping. I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the weather right then. It was dark, cold, and wet in the parking lot as I was loading my car up. I noticed that I was missing a receipt that […]

A mystery-lover take his place in the theater for opening night, but his seat is way back in the theater, far from the stage.

An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar.

A kind-hearted fellow was walking through Central Park in New York and was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, standing over a beautiful bed of lillies.

A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns […]

Amazingly, you will understand the word “tendjewberrymud” by the end of the conversation. Read aloud for best results. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review…

Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder.