Funny Clean Jokes

Category: Types of Jokes

  • Help!

    I was recently rushing around in Houston, Texas trying to do some Valentine’s Day shopping. I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the weather right then. It was dark, cold, and wet in the parking lot as I was loading my car up. I noticed that I was missing a receipt that […]

  • Quotes from Bumpy Landings

    Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight safety lecture and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard and/or reported:

  • They Said It

    Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.

  • A Lifetime of Learning

    I’ve learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing “Silent Night”……. –Age 6

  • A Good Mystery

    A mystery-lover take his place in the theater for opening night, but his seat is way back in the theater, far from the stage.

  • A Busy Bar

    Duffy is tending bar one Monday when two nuns walk in. “Sisters, I’m surprised to see you two here.”

  • The Census

    A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her the names and ages of her children.

  • What a Bar!

    An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar.