Category: Types of Jokes
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The Lord Will Save Me
During a particularly wet winter, flood waters rose so high in one town that the national guard evacuated all the residents. One man stayed behind, however, and when the water was waist-high, two national guardsmen in a motorboat passed his house, checking for people left behind.
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Stock Market Terminology for Dummies
Momentum Investing – The fine art of buying high and selling low. Value Investing – The art of buying low and selling lower.
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More Definitions
Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
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Helping Your Fellow Man
A kind-hearted fellow was walking through Central Park in New York and was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, standing over a beautiful bed of lillies.
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Odd Students
A bright young Scottish lad named Shamus had the opportunity to go to university in London. So he packed his bags and said good-bye to his mother and left the highlands for the big city.
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Close Call
A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns […]
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Cold & Wet
It was a terrible night, blowing cold and rain in a most frightful manner.
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A Teenager Is…
-A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.
