Category: Politician Jokes

Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child and says, “What’s in the box kid?”

When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it.” In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked.

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven.

Q: Why do politicians envy ventriloquists? A: Because they can lie without moving their lips.

A Congressman is awakened in the middle of the night by his wife.