Category: Pondering Jokes

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

They call it “PMS” because “Mad Cow Disease” was already taken. The Dark Ages was caused by the Y1K problem.

Elevitis: The compulsive need to press already-lit elevator buttons.

One day, while on a tour of America, the Pope’s chauffeured limousine pulled off the interstate and onto back roads so the Pontiff could get a better look at the U.S.A.

Do you remember Burma Shave signs along the highway?

From Richard Lederer, author of Anguished English Certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the United States.

An Irishman and an American were sitting in the bar at Shannon Airport.

Kindergarten Teacher: To get to the other side. Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.