Category: Religious Jokes

A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn’t want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe. So she had an idea of how to handle it.

GOD: St. Francis, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there in the USA? What happened to the dandelions, violets, thistle and stuff I started eons ago? I had a perfect, no-maintenance garden plan.

Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river. Bad News: You lost two of them in the swift current.

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

A paramedic was asked on a local TV talk-show program: “What was your most unusual and challenging 911 call?”

To make it possible for everyone to attend church on Sunday, we are proposing to have a special ‘No Excuse Sunday.’

Robert, age eight, was the son of strict Presbyterian parents. He was very, very good, worked hard at school, did his chores, and was generally helpful and obedient.

The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its office supply dealer of twetny years. So, the dealer telephoned Deacon Brown to ask why.