Category: Religious Jokes
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Your Reward
Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died.
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You Know You Go To A Rural Church When….
The doors are never locked. The Call to Worship is, “Y’all come on in!”
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You Must Believe
It was summer and a drought threatened the crops throughout the region. One hot and dry Sunday, the village parson told his congregation, “There isn’t anything that will save us except to pray for rain. Go home, pray
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Not Playing Fair
The Pope met with his Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Ariel Sharon, the leader of Israel. “Your Holiness,” said one of his Cardinals, “Mr. Sharon wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths.”
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Tradition
During a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema prayer was said, half the congregants stood up and half remained sitting.