Category: Sports Jokes

  • It’s Bad for Your Legs

    It has been determined that, contrary to conventional wisdom, having a romantic liaison before participating in an athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does not impair the athlete’s abilities.

  • Golf in Heaven

    Bill, an avid golfer, contacts a “Medium” and asks if there is a Golf Course in Heaven. The Medium says that he will find out and get back to him in a few days.

  • Fishing Without a License

    A man is walking from the lake carrying two fish in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license.

  • Good Golfer

    George looks like a golf pro in his designer outfit but he slices his first drive deep into the woods. Rather than accept a penalty, he decides to try using an iron to get back on the fairway.

  • A Very Special Ball

    A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off when a man runs up to him, and yells, “Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!”

  • The Final Exam

    Please feel free to substitute the name of your most hated college rival

  • Kicking Myself

    Bob was playing soccer with his local team.

  • Judging Olympic men’s figure skating

    It is the Olympic men’s figure skating. Out comes the Russian competitor, he skates around to some classical music in a slightly dull costume, performs some excellent leaps but without any great artistic feel for the music.