Category: True Stories
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Actual Classified Ads Found in Actual Newspapers
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog FREE PUPPIES. 1/2 Cocker Spaniel. 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.
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Why Some People Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Travel
Actual stories from travel agents: I had someone ask for an aisle seat on the airplane so that their hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window.
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Quotes from Bumpy Landings
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight safety lecture and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard and/or reported:
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Questions at a Kiosk
Actual Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists at the information kiosks manned by Parks Canada staff
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Signs – Lost in the Translation
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
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Actual 911 Calls
Caller: “I’d like to make a unanimous complaint, so don’t use my name.”
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Specifications: The significance of a horse’s behind
Does the expression, “We’ve always done it that way!” ring any bells? The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches.
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A Question of Physics
The following question was asked in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: “Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer.”