More You Might Be a Redneck If….

  • You think the stock market has a fence around it.
  • Any of your furniture used to be a telephone cable spool.
  • Your home has more miles on it than your car.
  • Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
  • Your Momma has “ammo” on her Christmas list.
  • You’ve totaled every car you’ve ever owned…and they are still parked outside.
  • Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette.
  • You burn your front yard rather than mow it.
  • Your good deed for the month was hiding your brother from the law for a few days.
  • You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas waiting for cousin Betty Sue.






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