Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.
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Alternate Medical Terms
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
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A Musical Monkey
A Guy goes into a bar with his pet monkey and says, “I bet $50 that no one here has a musical instrument that this monkey can’t play–and play well.”
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Southern Horoscopes
OKRA (Dec 22 – Jan 20) Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon Pies. CHITLIN (Jan 21 – Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. […]
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Faulty Chainsaw
A redneck decides he is going to buy a chainsaw to cut down some trees in his back yard.
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Announcing the new Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge device (BOOK)
It’s a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It’s so easy to use even a child can operate it. Just lift its cover. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere –even sitting in an armchair by the fire–yet it is powerful enough […]
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Are You a Redneck? A Quiz
Score 3 points per correct answer. You’re given 1 point to start.
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You’re Lost Between Baby Boomer and Generation X if…
You remember when Jordache jeans with a flat-handle comb in the back pocket was cool.
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Odds & Ends
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
Got any book recommendations?