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Pulled Over

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: "May I see your driver\'s license?" Driver: "I don\'t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI." Officer: "May I see the owner\'s card for this vehicle?" Driver: "It\'s not my car. I stole it." Officer: "The car is stolen?" Driver: "That\'s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner\'s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there." Officer: "There\'s a gun in the glove box?" Driver: "Yes sir. That\'s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk." Officer: "There\'s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?" Driver: "Yes, sir." Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: "Sir, can I see your license?" Driver: "Sure. Here it is." It was valid. Captain: "Who\'s car is this?" Driver: "It\'s mine, officer. Here\'s the registration. Captain: "Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there\'s a gun in it?" Driver: "Yes, sir, but there\'s no gun in it." Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: "Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there\'s a body in it." Driver: "No problem." Trunk is opened; no body. Captain: "I don\'t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn\'t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk." Driver: "Yeah, I\'ll bet he told you I was speeding, too."