Rifle Range Trouble
A new Army recruit was on the rifle range. He fired 50 shots and completely missed the target with every shot!
His Drill Instructor called him to attention and got in his face. "What's the matter with you?" shouted the DI. "Why can't you hit the target? What were you in civilian life?"
"I was a telephone repair man," replied the recruit, "and I don't know why I can't hit the target. Let me see..."
The man checked his rifle, checked his rifle again and then checked his rifle a third time. He then put his finger in front of the muzzle, pulled the trigger and blew the end of his finger off!
"Well," the phone man said, writhing in pain, "the bullets are leaving this end here fine. The trouble must be on the other end!".