The Garden Dance
A wealthy woman is giving a garden party with several well-to-do guests attending.
During the festivities, two gardeners are out on the back lawn working. As a guest watched.... one gardener was busy weeding when the other suddenly leaped high into the air, spun about, and gracefully swirled.
Taken by his grace, the guest remarked to the host, "That man is such a talented dancer, I'd pay him $500 to dance at my next party!"
When the host asked the first gardener about such an arrangement, he yelled, "Hey Louie! Do you think for $500 you could step on that rake again?'