Things You Don’t Want To Hear At A Tattoo Parlor

“There are 2 O’s in Bob, right?”

“We’re all out of red, so I used pink.”

“Sorry, no ship for you. Your chest will only hold a rowboat.”

“That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named Clementine.”

“Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups.”

“Anything else you want to say? You’ve got plenty of room back here.”

“You almost can’t tell I’ve never done this before.”

“The flag’s all done and, you know, the folds of fat make a nice waving effect.”

“Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE.”







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