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Top 10 Excuses for Sleeping at Work
- Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.
- I was working smarter — not harder.
- Whew! I musta left the top off the liquid paper.
- Oh, I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on our mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
- I was testing the keyboard for drool-resistance.
- Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!
- I'm actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned at that seminar you made me attend.
- I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?
- They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
- Geez, boss, I thought you were gone for the day.