You Might be from Alabama if Your Driver’s License Exam Looked Like This…

Last name: ________________

First name: (Check appropriate box)
(_)Billy-Bob (_)Billy-Joe (_)Billy-Ray (_)Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_)Billy-Jack

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)

Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation: (Check appropriate box)
(_)Farmer (_)Mechanic (_)Hair Dresser (_)Un-employed (_)Dirty Politician

Spouse’s Name:_____________________

2nd Spouse’s Name:_____________________

3rd Spouse’s Name:______________________

Lover’s Name:_________________________

2nd Lover’s Name:_________________________

Relationship with spouse: (Check as many boxes as necessary)
(_)Sister (_)Brother (_)Aunt (_)Uncle (_)Cousin (_)Mother (_)Father (_)Son (_)Daughter (_)Pet

Number of children living in household: _____

Number of children living in shed: ______

Number that are yours: ______

Father’s Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

Mother’s Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?

Total number of vehicles you own ___

Number of vehicles that still crank ___

Number of vehicles in front yard ___

Number of vehicles in back yard ___

Number of vehicles on cement blocks ___

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____truck ____bedroom ____bathroom ____kitchen ____shed

Model year of your pickup: 196_

Do you have a gun rack?
(_)Yes (_)No; If no, please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_)National Enquirer (_)The Globe (_)TV Guide (_)Soap Opera Digest (_)Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you’ve seen a UFO

___ Number of times you’ve seen Elvis

___ Number of times you’ve seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly (_)Monthly (_)Not Applicable

Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow (_)Brownish-Yellow (_)Brown (_)Black (_)N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile (_)2 miles (_)don’t know (_)what paved road?






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