A man returns from an overseas trip feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the Hospital to undergo a barrage of tests.
The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital. The phone by his bed rings.
“This is your doctor. We’ve received the results from your tests. W’ve found you have an extremely nasty virus, which is very contagious!”
“Oh my gosh,” cried the man, “What are you going to do, doctor?”
“Well we’re going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread.”
“Will that cure me?” asked the man.
The doctor replied, “Well… no, but it’s the only food we can get under the door.”
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