Month: September 2008

  • A Good Life

    Three friends die in a car crash, and they find themselves at an orientation to enter heaven. They are all asked, “When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?”

  • Three Little Piggies

    Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order.

  • Little Known Psychological Afflictions

    Elevitis: The compulsive need to press already-lit elevator buttons.

  • Remembering Mom

    Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.

  • Life Science

    These comments come from “actual” test papers and essays submitted to science and health teachers by elementary thru college students and compiled at the NEA Life Sciences Symposium, Kansas. Please note that the original spelling has been left intact.

  • Convincing the Judge

    A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was saying to his lawyer, “If I lose this case, I’ll be ruined.”

  • Golf in Heaven

    Bill, an avid golfer, contacts a “Medium” and asks if there is a Golf Course in Heaven. The Medium says that he will find out and get back to him in a few days.

  • Use of the Car

    A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him