Month: September 2008
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Caught Swearing
The little boy was caught swearing by his teacher.
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Battery
After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks and insane regulations at the Department of Motor Vehicles, I stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for my son.
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Through with God
One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God.
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Don’t Help Me
Three guys and were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat.
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Dinner Guests
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six-year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?”
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Jury Duty
Mrs. Hunter was called to serve for jury duty, but asked to be excused because she didn’t believe in capital punishment and didn’t want her personal feelings prevent justice from running its proper course.
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Good & Evil
The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. “Of course, my son,” said the priest.
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The Final Exam
Please feel free to substitute the name of your most hated college rival