Day: October 3, 2008
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Memories
An 80-year-old couple was having problems remembering things so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.
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Nervous Flyer
A man has an hour to wait before his flight to Los Angeles. He decides to kill some time at the airport bar.
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Top Signs You’re Bored at Work
You’ve already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2000.
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Not Gonna Do It
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him.
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Golf Tidbits
Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
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Discipline
As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter’s office.
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Wild Chickens
Poor Robert was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in.
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Chocolate Rules
If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.