Day: October 3, 2008
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Redneck Vacations
Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon.
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Restitution
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, runs to the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter.
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The Theory of Cat Behavior
LAW OF CAT INERTIA – A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food.
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Top Ten Signs Your New Car is a Lemon
Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags.
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You Look Familiar
A completely inebriated man walks into a bar. After staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, he walks over to her and pinches her on the fanny.
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Confusing Name
The famous Olympic skier Picabo (pronounced Peek-A-boo) Street is not just an athlete, she is a nurse. She currently works at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital.
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I’m not moving
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy since she did not have a first class ticket.
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Thinking of Mom
A young man was visiting a psychiatrist, hoping to cure his eating and sleeping disorder.