Category: Men & Woman Jokes
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The Woman’s Dictionary
Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.
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Fantasy Island
A young single guy finds himself stranded on a deserted island. As he washes ashore, he sees a women passed out in the sand.
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A Cheap Porsche
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche.
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The Husband Shopping Center
The “Husband Shopping Center” opened, giving women a place to choose a husband from many men.
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Politically Correct… kind of
She is not a BABE or a CHICK – She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
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Male-Female Definitions
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
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Marital “Bliss”
My wife says she holds me responsible for most of our marital problems. Just goes to show ya how much she knows – I’m never home.
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Scoring Your Relationship
For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide may help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: